08.27.07
Cross-Country – Our Sport Is Your Sport’s Punishment
Distance running is the only sport I know of in which one can say “long and hard” to a female teammate and not intend it to be a sexual innuendo. Yes, in case you were wondering, I am a runner. It is, sadly, my life; it is my obsession and my passion. I am not joking, while I was writing this speech I was also watching running videos online.
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